A Vignette

I have a new cell phome. In trying to learn how to use it I accidently called my son-in-law at work in Lafayette three times - he was in a meeting and couldn't answer; I called my brother's law office in Columbus; and I called myself twice - the first time I picked up the house phone and got no answer - the second time, my grand-daughter who had come to help me, got the giggles and couldn't stop laughing. But that's not all - the next morning it suddenly started talking to me - it said "It's 10 minutes past 9 - it's time to get up!"